If you are about to message me that I don't need to worry about Saturday because there is proof that Brady left Kraft's annual player party before the 4 o'clock deadline, save you're keystrokes. What I'm worried about is another cockamamied accusation that will be investigated by Roger Goodell and his goons.
Oh Tommy, we need to see your phone because we think you might have snapchatted Josh McDaniels. Excuse me Mr. Brady, we heard you might have created a Vine of how Garopollo was supposed to run a play. Please turn over your phone so we can see if you've been butt dialed by Gronk or mistakenly included in a group chat about what time the bus leaves.