If Johnsons are of no interest to you, and you prefer talking about nature then Alan Branch (DT) and Trey Flowers are your boys.
Too macho to be into nature and prefer to go all military on me? Travaris Cadet (RB) and Marcus Cannon (LG ) have you covered. Today the Patriots added guard Harland Gunn to the artillery. Now lets add LB L.J. Fort to the military group.
While the team does have a lot of colorful names, we don't have your box of Crayolas covered: Chris White (LB), James White (RB), Jonas Gray (RB), Malcom Brown (DT) and Justin Green (CB) (released 8/1).
Now on to the list of repeating names that you've been jonesing.
Chandler Jones (DE) and Chris Jones (DT)
Ryan Allen (P), Logan Ryan (CB) and Ryan Wendell (C)
Brandons- (note- they are all spelled the same way) LaFell (WR), Gibson (WR) and Bolden (RB) King (DB)
Jimmy Garoppolo (QB) and Jimmay Mundine (TE)
Josh Kline (RG) and Josh Boyce (WR)
Tre Jackson (RG) Trey Flowers (DL)
Malcom Brown (DT) and Malcolm Butler (CB)
James Morris (LB) and James White (RB)
Jordan Devey (LG) and Jordan Richards (S)
Rob Gronkowski (TE) and Rob Ninkovich (DE) otherwise known as Gronk and Nink
Zach Moore (DE) and Zach D'Orazio (WR )
How I overlooked Chandler Jones (DE) and Scott Chandler (TE), I have no idea.
Cameron Fleming OL and Darius Fleming LB.
We also now have two Camerons on the roster. Cameron Fleming OL and Cameron Gordon LB.