IF _______ WAS LIKE THE NBA

As a huge sports fan, I'll watch about anything.  While that does include the NBA, I'd be lying if I didn't mention that watching the NBA drives me crazy.  Why does watching the NBA drive me crazy you ask? 

Every time I watch an NBA game I sit there and think about how the NBA is the one professional sports league that relaxes the rules from the college level.  Besides pretty much allowing all of the players to take an extra step, the way the referees allow the top players to rarely have a foul called on them is beyond annoying.  With that in mind I decided to concoct the following list of comparables. 

If the MLB was like the NBA.........
David Ortiz would get to use an aluminum bat.
Clayton Kershaw would get to pitch off a mound 13 inches high.

If the NHL was like the NBA.........
Jonathan Quick would get to use pads that are 13 inches wide.
Alex Ovechkin would only need one skate behind the line to be onsides.

If the NFL was like the NBA........
J.J. Watt could be in the opposing teams backfield before the snap.
The Patriots would get fifth downs all game long.

If swimming was like the NBA........
Michael Phelps would get to use an illegal speed suit

If school was like the NBA......
The valedictorian would get to use cheat sheets during tests

If spelling bees were like the NBA.....
The reigning champ would get to use a dictionary

If boxing was like the NBA......
Manny Pacquiao would get to use weighted gloves.

If Nascar was like the NBA......
Jimmie Johnson would get to use special tires

If the PGA was like the NBA.....
Jordan Spieth would get a mulligan.

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